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IT Jokes



Try these IT jokes as a help tool to relax your day. They are just for fun and have nothing to do with your favorite numerical tool... If you've been reading or studying the other pages in this site, now you've found your Matlab break! (nothing to do with the real break instruction)
 
IT Puns
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical! I'm not Bill G...

Math Jokes
Math fun, IT fun and alike...
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination...

Famous Quotes
We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.  -Vince Lombardi...

Towers of Hanoi
Would you like to get the Tower of Hanoi algorithm? For the moment, see how you do in this wonderful game of skill and logic...

Space Invaders Game
Space Invaders is one of the earliest shooting games and the aim is to defeat waves of aliens with a laser gun to earn as many points as possible...

My Favorite Videos
This has nothing to do with matrices or numbers... or anything like that. I hope you like these videos, they're some of my favorite ones. This is a real Matlab break (in the sense of 'Spring break!', of course)...



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